October 2011
30 posts
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
—Lemony Snicket
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
But if you think about it, that means everyone gets their own dog!
“To love someone means to see him as God intended him.”
—Fyodor Dostoevsky
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. During these fits of absolute unconsciousness, I drank - God only knows how often or how much. As a matter of course, my enemies referred the insanity to the drink, rather than the drink to the insanity.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
Reblog this if you think the person you reblogged this from is beautiful.
“Some people say that the triangle is an irony of what hipsters really are. A triangle is a tessellate shape that fits everywhere. However, this is not the case for hipsters because a lot of them are often ostracised.”
—http://www.knowswhy.com/why-do-hipsters-like-triangles/
Name your oldest friend.
Katie Powell.
You've got anonymous haters and you haven't even been on tumblr for like two months. :') <3
Im just that popular xoxoxoxox
why the fuckk did that oliver kid stand up for you lol ur a wanker xxxxx lMfAo salty twat
Because we’re friends!
Omg thats so harsh :( How could you? My feelings have never been so hurt. <3
why are you a prick??????
Because I have sharp edges <3
Get to Know Me (more than most people already do)
Answering these cool questions I found on Freddie’s Tumblr
( http://deepgremlin.tumblr.com/ )
1. The meaning behind my URL
Well, my nickname for a while has been Pepper Swan (created after some random crush on some random guy) and therefore Salt Goose became some cool little antonym that I used for my Tumblr. Brilliant.
2. Weakness
Straight vodka. Can’t stand it. I used to be ok with it, like usual people… Then I threw up on it at Reading. Now I feel like if I even have the slightest sip, I might chunder everywhaarrrr.
Oh, and my knees, never tickle my knees.
3. Bestfriend(s)
An awkward question to answer, to be honest… I have too many best friends. But I love them all so so so so much :’) (Sounds a bit gay, but fuck off, because I actually do)
4. Last time I cried and why
Um. Today I cried because I thought my life was a mess. Everything just piled up onto me like one big weight, and suddenly I couldn’t take it anymore. I curled up into a ball in the corner of an empty room and cried. That kinda took the weight away, now I feel much better :3
5. Piercings I have
I don’t have any, but maybe if Im feeling rebellious enough sometime in the future I might get a tongue piercing. I don’t know why. But that would be my first choice.
6. Favorite Band
Currently I would say General Fiasco or Two Door Cinema Club, but a band that I’ve always loved and probably always will would be My Chemical Romance…
7. Biggest turn off(s)
Nose piercings, too much muscle, and… I guess usual stuff like that.
8. Fact about my sex life
Just one fact? I hate it.
9. Tattoos I want
Yin & Yang, or something stupid like that. I probably wouldn’t tattoo myself in clearly visible places. Or if I did, they would be small and unnoticeable.. Not really a fan of tattoos.
10. Biggest turn on(s)
Uhh… Making out. Like, passionately. Not like that pussy shit your mum wants you to be into so she can take a picture of it on your wedding day. I’m talking full-on, bodies on the floor, clambering to take clothes off, e.t.c…..
11. Age
My age? 15. I’m like one of those pathetic little kids that wants to grow up too fast, yet still enjoys holding on to some aspects of his childhood.
12. Ideas of a perfect date
Dinner. I just love the idea of dressing up and going out to dinner. I don’t want any miracle, just an ordinary dinner would be perfect for me.Ending with going back home and having passionate sex
13. Life goal(s)
Make an impact. On someone’s life. Anyone’s life. Hopefully more than one person, I guess. But I would just love for people to remember me. I think the worst thing I could do with my life is not be remembered.
14. Piercings I want
Oh lol, I already answered that. Like I said. Tongue piercing. But that’s if I’m ever up for it. Don’t think I really ever want any other piercings.
15. Relationship status
Single, and enjoying it.
16. Favorite movie
Kiki’s Delivery Service.
You might think that’s strange. But I watched it as a kid and I just love the whole idea of freedom, of leaving a place you knew and living in a new town, meeting new people, making new friends… I love tonnes of other films, probably some more than this, but it’s nice to have a constant.
17. A fact about my life
My parents are still married, even after my mum cheated on my dad many years ago. There’s a fact. I could’ve written anything else, but it would’ve been boring.
18. Phobia
I hate going out of my depth in water, yet I absolutely adore swimming. I’m petrified of going out into the sea and thinking there’s something beneath me. It even happens in swimming pools. And the bath.
19. Full name
Oliver Jack Baynham. The only person in my family without an S initial. My middle name is my Great Granddad’s name.
20. Tattoos I have.
None, Im a boring little fucker.
